Tuesday, February 13, 2007

A slut was I ere I saw Tulsa


OK, I have an announcement to make. It is entirely possible, that I, Shap, am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. I mean, I do get pretty drunk sometimes, and I don't always remember what I was doing. I'll bet my chances are better than getting struck by lightning...

(Obviously this is a joke, but maybe it will get me some traffic!)

Joking aside, wouldn't you rather have a dose of reality?

UPDATE: No visitors today, as of 3:30PM Wednesday. Apparently my little ruse didn't work so well.

1 comment:

evwhino said...

deez, i dont see your site url when doing a google search...probably means google hasn't hit it yet which would explain why your ruse didn't work.